Monday, April 26, 2010

Either learn english or quit @#$%ing calling me.

It seems like every time I get a new phone number, the first couple months with it are spent running off all the Mexicans who won't quit calling me looking for their damn friends. Last time on Sprint, my number had been previously owned by 'Michelle', who- judging by all the perverts that called me day & night talking dirty in spanish- was some sort of hispanic hooker. It was a solid 6 months before the calls & texts that began with "Hola mami!" tapered off. After a while I just started telling them that the dumb bitch was DEAD just to shut them the hell up.

Now, there's one guy with an out of state number who's called about 6 times in the past week & a half. I answer, IN ENGLISH, and he starts rambling in spanish. I say loudly & clearly, "I'm sorry sir, you have the wrong number" and hang up. But the idiot keeps calling!!! You'd think that by the 2nd or 3rd time you call your 'friend' and get a strange english-speaking chick on the other end, you'd put 2 & 2 together & deduce that hey- I might just have the wrong damn number! Oh no, not my little *amigo*. He's a persistent little bugger! He just KNOWS his friend is on the other end somewhere & he will only take si for an answer.

I was trying to catch a few ZZZ's in my car on my lunch hour today, when my little illegal buddy decides to call again. I answer, he starts rattling off in spanish as usual, and I say(very firmly, might I add), "NO. STOP. Sir, you have the WRONG NUMBER. Goodbye!" and hangup. 30 seconds later- he CALLS BACK!!! I lost it. Without waiting for him to say a word, I yell "QUIT FUCKING CALLING ME!!! YOU HAVE THE WRONG DAMN NUMBER!!!" and hang up. I guess his English skills finally kicked in after that, cause he didn't call back again. Sorry if it seems 'mean' or whatever, but I've had enough of this shit. I've tried to politely let him know multiple times that he had the wrong number but he wouldn't listen. If this asshole would take the time to learn the language of the country he's living in, he would understand that he's got the wrong damn number. Shit like this is why I hate illegal immigrants. Here's a novel idea- if you wanna live here so bad, why not come here legally, learn our language, and contribute to society? Hell, if MY family can do it, so can you! Shit.

Also, I'd like to thank the burrito-eating buttmunch who had my number prior to me for signing up for that lovely 'joke of the day' text-messaging service that I get to pay for now! I discovered a nice little $9.99 monthly charge on my bill a week ago. WTF. Thank Odin that T-Mobile is staffed by kind, understanding people or else I may not have been able to get that charge credited back.

So, off I go to the T-Mobile store, to plead my case for a benevolent rep to waive the $15 fee to change my goddamn number. Stupid Mexicans. I'm just gonna start saying horrible, offensive things in Spanish whenever they call.

Friday, April 16, 2010

Introducing... my new baby!

So last saturday I finally got myself an HTC HD2. Radio Shack had it for $150, and they offered me $142 in store credit(a program I had NO idea even existed, but will use from now on!) for my Touch Pro 2. I didn't wanna give it up, but an HD2 for $8 was simply too great a deal to pass up. Oh, how I have pined and drooled over this phone and now it's finally mine. MY PRECIOUS!!! Okay, enough of that shit. Lets get serious here.

I figured I'd do a quickie review of it just in case anyone cares or actually reads my damn blog. I'll be comparing it to my last phone, the Touch Pro 2, since that was the most awesome phone EVAR until I got this one.

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Teh awsum...

The CPU.

The TP2 had a 528 mhz ARM processor that got the job done, but lagged at times. The HD2 has a 1ghz Snapdragon processor that kicks SO much ass it makes me wanna vomit in joy. This phone is snappier than a sorority girl's chewing gum. No more video lags!


The screen.


The TP2 had a 3.6 inch screen, which was very nice but had issues with 'oil spots' and dead pixels. On mine I think I counted 25+ dead pixels. The HD2 has a 4.3 inch screen which made me orgasm in my pants on first sight of it. It's bright, crisp, clear, and godlike. Pictures and videos look AMAZING. No dead pixels either! This screen is so huge in fact that the HD2 can *almost* be classified as a small tablet PC with phone capabilities.


No more "wake-up" issues.


The TP2 had serious issues with not waking up when you press the power button. It was a widespread issue, present over every ROM & carrier. No wake-up issues at ALL on the HD2! Yesssss.

No more answer delays either.

Every other Pocket PC phone I've ever had has been on Sprint, which is CDMA. They have all had issues where I was not able to answer the phone without serious delays or having it go straight to voicemail. It had something to do with the data connection not dropping properly when the call came in, or something like that. My phone would ring, and I'd hit answer over & over again and SOMETIMES it would answer but most of the time it'd go to VM & I'd have to call them back. This might just be a CDMA issue, but it is no more an issue with the HD2. My calls pick up instantly. Thank god. I was sick of calling people back & explaining that I TRIED to answer but my damn phone glitched out.

The camera. Oh god, the CAMERA!!!

*Homer-drool* HTC finally got a camera right on the HD2. I have never had a PPC phone with a good camera before. My Mogul's & TP1's were OK, the TP2's sucked, but they were all intolerably slow to launch & take pictures. It used to take me a good 45 seconds to launch the cam & take one pic. Not anymore. I have the camera mapped to my left homescreen soft key, and it now takes me roughly FIVE SECONDS to hit the home button, launch the camera, and snap the picture, even with all the settings set to auto & even if the flash goes off. The HD2 has a 5mp camera, and the pictures it takes are simply SUPERB. Crisp, clear, bright colors, etc. The camera on the HD2 is so good that I've actually begun leaving my digital camera at home. I have a lovely little Samsung 8mp camera that I used to tote around everywhere cause my phone cams all sucked so bad, but I no longer need to carry it everywhere anymore.

And... THE FLASH!!!

Thanks HTC, for bringing back the flash! And it's a kickassed flash too, dual LEDs with a built-in flashlight app. Awesome.


No more overheating.


The TP1 had a severe overheating issue, and the TP2 had a bit of a heat issue too. No heat issues with the HD2. Now, it can get warm if I use it a lot while charging it, but that's the extent of it. I can listen to streaming internet radio for 2 hours at a time & it stays cool. I can be on the phone for hours also & it stays cool then too. WIN.

New power button location.

Huzzah! They moved the power button from the top of the device to the 'end' button! Much easier to turn on if you have small elfin hands like I do. It used to give me a hand cramp to have to palm my TP2 & reach up top with my index finger to hit the power button. I've been wanting them to move it to the end key for years now. Hellz yes.

Ample onboard memory.

With 512mb of ram & 1gig of onboard memory, you will never experience low ram messages or have to install another app to your storage card ever again.


The stock T-Mobile ROM is quite good!


Only once before have I ever actually LIKED a stock ROM, and that was with my Mogul. The T-Mobile HD2 has probably the best stock ROM I've ever used. I went ahead & unlocked it & tried a few custom ROMs anyway just for shits & giggles, but I ended up back with the stock ROM cause it was just better, plain & simple. Minimal bloatware, lightning fast, does everything I need it to do. Love it. But then again, T-Mobile is well-known for being the least invasive cell carrier(probably because they're a European company, and Europe is famous for the L.I.T.H.A. approach to cell-branding), injecting the least amount of crap on their phones. Unlike Sprint & Verizon, who practically rewrite the whole damn OS to advertise themselves.

Build quality.

The TP2 had great build quality, don't get me wrong, but the HD2 feels like a work of art in my hand. It's just beautiful. It has a tempered glass screen with an aluminum body. At least I think it's aluminum, the battery door is for sure though. It's solid but not too heavy, and feels very "rich". The screen is supposedly totally scratch resistant too, there are videos on Youtube of people trying to scratch up the screen to show how tough it is(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcEaehKWr2s), but I still use a screen protector cause I'm just paranoid like that. There are some sharp edges on this phone though, on the camera & by the earpiece. LOL in fact, you could probably grate cheese on the earpiece.


Comes with a case!


HTC packaged a black silicone skin case with the HD2, which I think is just awesome. These are the kinds of cases I normally buy anyway, and having something to protect it while I'm waiting for my purple eBay cases is really nice. Kudos, HTC.

It comes with a 16 gig card!!!

How freaking cool is that?! And the card is preloaded with both Transformers movies too. Nerdgasm.

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And what's not quite as groin-grabbingly awesome...

The battery life is not quite as good as the TP2's.

The HD2 has a 1230 mAh battery, which I find bafflingly small for such a high-powered device. Now, it does do OKAY. I can get through a full day with no problems unless I'm at work streaming Stars Radio all day, in which case I have to go charge it in my car during lunch or else I'd be outta juice by 3 or 4. I do think the CPU must manage power better than the older 528-ers, cause I can't imagine why HTC would downgrade the battery so drastically otherwise. BUTT- you can find 1600mAh batts on eBay for $9.99, which is almost 400mAh more than stock & should be more than adequate for most people including this nerd.

New micro-USB port.

This isn't necessarily a BAD thing per se, it just annoys me to have to buy a new car charger cause all my previous phones were mini-usb.

The capacitive screen.

Never having had a device with a capacitive screen before, I did not know what to expect with one. It's a HUGE learning curve coming from a resistive screen. It's neat to be able to shut the iTards up by showing them that they're not the only ones who can pinch & zoom anymore, but a capacitive screen is harder to use. I used to type with my nails & had no issues flying along with the onscreen keyboard on my TP2. In fact, I was so good at it that 95% of the time I didn't even use the slide-out KB to type texts & emails. Now, I don't have a choice but to use a screen keyboard, and with a capacitive screen I have to type with the pads of my fingers. Typo city. With Finger Keyboard & the 'decrease screen sensitivity' hack, it's workable, and I AM getting better, but I still stand by my prior assertions that resistive screens are easier to use. Resistive screens operate off of pressure, you can actually see the stylus indenting on it if you watch as you tap. Capacitive screens work off the conducted electricity in your skin, which is why stylii won't work with them. They DO have capacitive stylii, but they're specially made to carry the charge from your flesh to the screen & are not very accurate. Also, if my hands are cold or very dry, it messes with my screen taps. I find myself licking my fingers a lot if I have trouble tapping a link or whatever. There is a visible grid of dots on the HD2's screen at certain angles. This does not bother me, it's just the capacitive matrix, but I've read some reviews where whine-bags bitched about it so I figured I'd mention it.

Still no d-pad.

*sigh* I'm beginning to abandon my hopes of ever owning another device with a d-pad, trackball, or joystick.


Speaker quality.


Its... not very good. The TP2 sounded FANTASTIC, but the HD2 is somewhat lacking in the speaker dept. Loud sounds on the speaker are very distorted & tinny sounding. I'm really hoping HTC comes out with a fix for this. I'm pretty sure its mostly software-related because the distortion transfers over to the headphones if the volume is up all the way, and the SRS WOW cab seems to help. Maybe a new sound DLL is in order...? damn my lack of coding ability!

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That's all I can think of to yak about for now, I'll update if I think of anything else to rave or bitch about.

kabuk1's verdict- I LOVE THIS PHONE!!!!!

This is by far the best phone/PDA/secret lover I have ever had. It pleases me in ways I didn't even know I could be pleased. This will most likely be the last device released with REAL Windows Mobile, so get it before MS fucks everything up with Windows Diarrhea 7. I dumped Sprint to get this phone, and I do not regret it one bit. I can easily see myself using the HD2 for years to come.

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Throw Grandma from the Train! Or, alternate title- Why I Believe in Assisted Suicide.

I am 100% for assisted suicide for the elderly & infirm, for one main reason. And that reason is- my grandmother. She's a prime candidate for assisted suicide. She's 90 years old, incontinent, and has full-blown dementia. My mom had the brilliant idea to move her down here from Wisconsin, and boy howdy is she regretting it now. Nearly every day my mom has to mop up puddles of piss, or clean SHIT off of grandma's hands because she craps herself & starts playing with it. Her dementia is so bad that she has no idea who any of us are anymore, except for my mom. She shuffles around the house, talking to people who aren't there all day long. She gets belligerent & violent, and one time she even threw a book at my dad. She scares the hell out of my baby sister, the poor kid hides under the table most of the time now.

My mom is miserable & stressed out all the time, and snaps at everyone now. She's trying to get me to forgo my job search to 'babysit' grandma during the day & I told her I might do that, maybe when HELL FREEZES OVER. I babysat her once, and she thought I was my aunt & started yelling at me cause I couldn't understand what the hell she was saying. She speaks a wierd dialect of Russian & Croatian, and only my mom & aunt can understand her. And my mom got all pissed off at me earlier tonight cause I told her there's no fscking way I'm gonna come over & change Grandma's diaper every day. Hell no I'm not doing that shit! I feel bad for my mom & I'd love to help her, but frankly that old lady terrifies me & I'm not gonna get stuff thrown at me or get yelled at & pissed on.

Sorry, I know it sounds terrible, but my mom didn't ask anyone else if it was ok to move Grandma in. Not me, my dad, or my sister. She just brought her down & moved her in, not caring if we liked it or not. None of us asked for this & now my mom thinks she can just EXPECT us all to put our lives on hold. Sorry mom, but no. It does not work that way.

So we're looking for a reasonably-priced nursing home to put her in now, cause she needs 24 hour care & supervision. I cannot believe my mom actually thought she could do this on her own.

Assisted suicide NEEDS to be legal, like NOW. People like my Grandma should not be forced to linger on like that. She's been saying for years now that "god forgot about her", and how she wishes she would just die. I've already told my mom that when SHE gets like this, I myself am gonna throw her into a bog. And she thanked me! NOBODY SHOULD HAVE TO LIVE LIKE THAT!!! And nobody should have to spend their middle age wiping their elderly parents' butts.

C'mon Obama- do something worthwhile & legalize euthanasia.

Thursday, April 1, 2010

April Fool's!

Or not... I hate April Fool's day. I will not be posting any stupid shit about how I've realized that I'm really a lesbian liberal who intends to vote Obama back into office in 2012, or any other idiotic A.F. day 'jokes'. I hate April 1st with a passion. I hate visiting all my favorite blogs & websites & seeing some stupid crap posted in lieu of real content. I hate that shit. No offense to anyone who enjoys pulling April Fool's internet pranks- but it's not funny, it's not clever, it's just stupid.

I play pranks all year long, and you should too. Don't confine them to one day when everyone else is playing pranks too.